von Shakespeare Sister

-- Verse
            
                C
                 
                Woke up this morning and the 
                
                D
                 
                streets were full of cars
                
                FA
                 
                All bright and shiny like they'd 
                
                C
                 
                just arrived from Mars
                
                And as I stumbled through last night's drunken debris
                
                The paperboy screamed out the headlines in the street
                
                G-
                 
                Another war and now the 
                
                F
                 
                pound is looking weak
                
                D#
                 
                And tell me have you read a
                
                D-
                 
                bout the latest freak?
                
                G-
                 
                We're bingo numbers and our 
                
                F
                 
                names are obsolete
                
                D#
                 
                Why do I feel bitter when I 
                
                D
                 
                should be feeling sweet?

-- Chorus
            
                G
                 
                Hello, hello,
                
                E-
                 
                - turn your radio 
                
                B-
                 
                on 
                
                D
                 
                Is there 
                
                G
                 
                anybody out there?
                
                E-
                 
                - Help me sing my 
                
                B-
                 
                song 
                
                D
                 
                La, la, la, 
                
                A-
                 
                life is a strange thing 
                
                B-
                 
                -
                
                C
                 
                Just when you think you've 
                
                D
                 
                learned how to use it
                
                It's 
                
                G
                 
                gone

-- Verse
            
                Woke up this morning and my head was in a daze
                
                A brave new world had dawned upon the human race
                
                Where words are meaningless and everything's surreal
                
                Gonna have to reach my friends to find out how I feel
                
                And if I taste the honey is it really sweet?
                
                And do I eat it with my hands or with my feet?
                
                Does anybody really listen when I speak?
                
                Or will I have to say it all again next week?

-- Chorus
            
                Hello, hello, turn your radio on
                
                Is there anybody out there?
                
                Help me sing my song
                
                Hello, hello, turn your radio on
                
                Is there anybody out there?
                
                Tell me what went wrong (Oh oh, oh oh)
                
                La, la, la, 
                
                A-
                 
                life is a strange thing 
                
                B- C B- A- B- C D
                 
                (solo)

-- Bridge

G E- B- D G E- B- D A- B- C D

(Guitar solo )

-- Chorus
            
                Hello, hello, turn your radio on
                
                Is there anybody out there?
                
                Help me sing my song (Oh oh, oh oh)
                
                La, la, la, life is a strange thing
                
                Just when you think you've learned how to use it
                
                It's gone